Chelsea's past striker ratios

When your game is about pace which Kerry had losing three yards makes you Gerry Murphy !
All time slow Chelsea X1

                      Beasant

D Wood    G Roberts  M Droy  G Locke

G Wilkins  G Murphy  P Nicholas  M Fillery

                 A Mayes   T Cascarino

 
All time slow Chelsea X1

                      Beasant

D Wood    G Roberts  M Droy  G Locke

G Wilkins  G Murphy  P Nicholas  M Fillery

                 A Mayes   T Cascarino
Not sure about Gary Locke I thought he was a decent player. I was sitting in gate 13 in 83-84 and he scored a blinder I had a great view could hear his celebration trouble was he was playing for Palace !

 
Quote from the Chelsea Independent. Also a worst ever Chelsea team from 89.

The author recalls Joey Jones making the games only positive run. “A thirty yard dash to flatten Gordon Davies”. The author continues to state that “Mickey Droy failed to kick the ball at least twice yet achieved unfailing accuracy when it came to kicking Fulham”.

Les Fridge. Conceded 5 to an average Watford side.
Dennis Rolfe. Does anyone remember this man?
Doug Rougvie. Physically incapable of kicking a ball in a straight line.
Keith Dublin. He was just really sh*t.
Graham Wilkins. Sheer nepotism couldn’t keep him in the side for ever.
Lee Frost. Midfielder-cum-winger-cum-cretin.
Dale Jasper. Gave away two penalties in a semi-final and was never heard off again.
Alan Mayes. Physically refused to score. Could have been Kevin Wilson’s dad.
Tommy Langley. Pointless runs and permanently offside.
Teddy Maybank. Scored against Carlisle and then compared himself to Puskas, Pele and Di Stefano.
Darren Wood. I still can’t see what the hell he is meant to be doing?

Subs: Perry Digweed, Trevor Aylott, Mike Nutton and Phil Driver

 
Quote from the Chelsea Independent. Also a worst ever Chelsea team from 89.

The author recalls Joey Jones making the games only positive run. “A thirty yard dash to flatten Gordon Davies”. The author continues to state that “Mickey Droy failed to kick the ball at least twice yet achieved unfailing accuracy when it came to kicking Fulham”.

Les Fridge. Conceded 5 to an average Watford side.
Dennis Rolfe. Does anyone remember this man?
Doug Rougvie. Physically incapable of kicking a ball in a straight line.
Keith Dublin. He was just really sh*t.
Graham Wilkins. Sheer nepotism couldn’t keep him in the side for ever.
Lee Frost. Midfielder-cum-winger-cum-cretin.
Dale Jasper. Gave away two penalties in a semi-final and was never heard off again.
Alan Mayes. Physically refused to score. Could have been Kevin Wilson’s dad.
Tommy Langley. Pointless runs and permanently offside.
Teddy Maybank. Scored against Carlisle and then compared himself to Puskas, Pele and Di Stefano.
Darren Wood. I still can’t see what the hell he is meant to be doing?

Subs: Perry Digweed, Trevor Aylott, Mike Nutton and Phil Driver
To be fair to big Doug, It was the opposing forwards he was brought to kick in a straight line, not the ball... :Connie_threaten:

 
This is some record.

OTD 1941 George Hilsdon passed away - His #Chelsea record was 108 goals from 164 games - he also got 8 England Caps scoring 14 goals !





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