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What's Cuadrado been up to these days
Cuadrado is still playing for Juventus and is playing as well as anyone in the Juventus team bar Chiesa (clearly a cut above). I suspect he has lost a yard of pace and I doubt he is robust enough for the premier league particularly in defensive duties.

 
he did have longer hair at everton for a while, he's sort of the dutch Gascoigne, talented but a lot of drugs & drinking

"I wanted to sign for Monaco before I went to Everton but my ex-wife likes a lot of animals. I like a dog or something but not what she likes - zebras and all that sort of stuff.

"If I went there I could have made a lot of money because I wouldn't have had to pay tax there. I phoned my wife and said "'hey they only have apartments there and you can't have a zebra in the flat, you'll have to leave them at home'.

"That was not her thing and she didn't want to go there, so we went to rainy Liverpool."
Even leaving signing for Everton aside, I get the impression he's not the sharpest tool in the box.

 
More Dutch, really, I didn't know that  :tongue:

Terrible people, those Dutch. @azpi28 and I don't want to be found anywhere near them. And azpi has the Belgians nearby, too, poor guy.
That is the impression I get reading his Wikipedia page.  Born in the Netherlands, spent his entire youth career there and first played first team ball there.

The only thing that suggests different I'd that he played his international youth career in the US.

 
I have no interest in us signing this player. All of those tricks and flicks remind me of the Harlem Globetrotters. Not in their original days when they were the best team in basketball albeit that they were not allowed to prove it. Rather I'm thinking of their entertainment/comedy routine shows masquerading as sport. Good fun packed with tricks and laughs but it wasn't real basketball. The only players who made the Globetrotters squad were the ones who were not good enough to be even a backup in the NBA.

Flicks and tricks won't get it done in real Football.

 
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he's also a straight shooter 
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Why don’t we say the A word @Valerie
Because A*** are Liverpool, Man United and Tottenham merged together, a bunch of self-entitled, spoilt, nasty c**ts. I felt soooooo happy when we beat them in Amsterdam  and caused them to let slip a 4-1 lead at the Bridge. Their bitterness about the referee's decision was something to behold  :laugh2:

 
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