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[Loud and Proud]

Think of a funny sentence to go with the pics.

Forgive me father, for i have sinned. She never told me her age. Honest!

Ronaldo - "I'm sorry - gobble, gobble - for what happened in Germany - gobble" Rooney - "aahh.....I couldn't care less. I'm not English anyway, i'm scouse!

Gallas, the Chelsea fans are right, you are a c***!

 

[Elliott]

Oh Christ. I have just wet myself again...

There you go! They are ginger too. Satisfied?

And Billy, when i walked into ze shower, he was hung like zis! Le Magnefique!