Carney Chukwuemeka

I’d like to see some other sources  talk about his injury and recovery. Simply saying it was worse than expected and now he has to “change  his running style” is fairly useless. What was his injury precisely ? How do yo change  your running style?? Will we be employing John Cleese on running and walking styles for players!

 
Lavia was a particularly dodgy signing given that he had barely half a season with Southampton and was out injured at the time. Especially considering the fee. Should be investigated for money laundering.
Joe Shields wanted him badly, Liverpool pi$$Ed us off with Caicedo so Eghbali went "hold my beer" on them. My take anyways.

 
Excellent news. I think caìrneys key role for us connecting midfield and attack at the start of the season has been somewhat overlooked because hes been out so long. If he can stay fit for the rest of the season i think he can be a huge player in helping turn things around. 

 
Excellent news. I think caìrneys key role for us connecting midfield and attack at the start of the season has been somewhat overlooked because hes been out so long. If he can stay fit for the rest of the season i think he can be a huge player in helping turn things around. 
He looked to have a hammer of a shot on him as well. Usually on target too (an admittedly very small sample of shots at this stage)

I remember he said he'd set himself goal and assist targets at the start of the season. Would love to know what those targets were ... I bet he fancied 12-15 goals.

 
Nope i Googled it, made in Belgium.
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I hope that's a joke
Stella being from Belgium, or Stella being a good beer? I'd say Stella is one of the better mainstream beers, although there are definitely better options from Belgium if you are into the finer ales (Chimay etc.)

 
Stella being from Belgium, or Stella being a good beer? I'd say Stella is one of the better mainstream beers, although there are definitely better options from Belgium if you are into the finer ales (Chimay etc.)
Stella being a good beer.

I quite like the Stella Unfiltered but the regular Stella these days is not good, in my opinion. Much like any mass produced lager brewed in the UK.

 
Eureka! So that's where all our problems stem from. Just imagine at some point in 2025-26 season he finally makes an appearance and starts sprinting sideways. That should distract the opposition enough for us to sneak a goal or two.

From now on, every one at Cobham should run Chukwuemeka style and we're finally free from long term injuries.

At least this club is good for comedic value nowadays.





 
What's everyone's thoughts on Carney?

Looking back at that West Ham game he showed glimpses of quality in his movement, link up and the well taken goal.

If he is now over his injury I reckon he could become an important player, and one who helps form a good attack with Nkunku and Palmer.

 
Honestly, I think if he's fully fit I'd be starting him instead of Gallagher with Nkunku as a false 9. Really isn't ideal because it wasted Nkunku but he's better in that position than Palmer or Jackson.

------------------Nkunku---------

Sterling/Mudryk---Carney---Palmer

 
Honestly, I think if he's fully fit I'd be starting him instead of Gallagher with Nkunku as a false 9. Really isn't ideal because it wasted Nkunku but he's better in that position than Palmer or Jackson.

------------------Nkunku---------

Sterling/Mudryk---Carney---Palmer
Here is a thought, put Jackson on the left and allow him and Nkunku to interchange with each other and Carney. Could work.

 
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