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Chelsea vs Nottingham Forest (PL) Monday 4th May 15:00 GMT

Well damn, Joao Pedro's auditioning for a Barca move ended our run of failing to score.

Was the only thing, aside from poor Jesse Derry, that made the league matches half interesting.

 
I hate when fans want our players injured so they cant get picked. But I'd actually celebrate if c**ts like gusto, fernandez and Cucurella get injured and miss the world cup after seeing them pull out of tackles these last few weeks, blatant that they are saving themselves for it

 
Dunno what’s more frustrating

This team

Or the pop ups and redirections and ads in this place
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It sounds like you got malware, as there shouldn't be any pop-ups or redirections at all coming from any Ads on here.

 
You can hardly expect a man who was conceived when his father shagged his secretary on a photocopier to have a particularly strong sense of loyalty.
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There should be strict segregation in the directors box like in the rest of the Stadium..

 
Well that was much better. Scoring a goal shows we’re on the right track.
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We've turned a corner.

Wanted to add something about pre-season, but I couldn't be bothered.

 
Wait, really? 🤣
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He's Paul Jewell's son (the former Wigan/Derby manager).

My recollection was that he once got in trouble for shagging his secretary on a photocopier at the staff Christmas party (although it seems that he has since sued the story out of existence). That said, the only 'evidence' I can find now suggests that he actually filmed himself having a one-hour bondage session with an anonymous blonde woman which ended with him finishing with (in?) her on the bonnet of his Mercedes (which is arguably even funnier but less tinpot).

The dates don't match up at all (decades out) but it's that funny that I've been telling people it's true anyway. f**k anyone associated with BlueCo.

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This is the most spineless Chelsea team I've seen in my lifetime.

And you know we won't see Jesse Derry for a while now.

We don't buy or reward performance or effort we pick players based who who the SD's want to play.

That's the reason the likes of Gusto, Garnacho, Enzo, Neto keep getting picked regardless of how badly they perform.

Players like Josh, Derry, Sarr, Hato etc.. have little chance of ever succeeding here when the team selection isn't even fair.

 
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I'm going to watch the classic horror film, The Wicker Man to cheer myself up.

 
Failed project. From top to bottom this looks like a money laundering scheme if I ever saw one. No passion, no fight, no connection with the fan base, just a bunch of five clowns impersonating some Sporting Directors handed billions by another bunch of clueless venture capitalists that were probably looking to double their money short to mid term and then f**k off.

In what world all these Sporting Directors would still be in the job after so many failed transfers? How can they bring so much duds at this club and not be held responsable? Truly can't understand what is going on here. We truly are f**ked as a club if these buffoons will take care of the next transfer window and the appointment of the new manager.

BlueCo wake the f**k up and sack these c**ts and let football people take care of football matters. Enough if enough!!!

 
Players like Josh, Derry, Sarr, Hato etc.. have little chance of ever succeeding here when the team selection isn't even fair.
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It's even more absurd when you consider that developing young players is supposedly the be-all end-all of this project.

One mistake by a young player and they're banished never to be seen again.

 
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