Earwigs ...

[Lofty]

... are obviously at the heart of everything that's wrong with the game today. But where did it begin? The mysterious and ubiquitous cult of the earwig - the solitary outward sign of which is the chant of homage to the earwig that's been heard at grounds throughout the land for decades. You know the one ...

earwig oh

earwig oh

earwig oh

earwig oh-oh

earwig oh

See I told you so. You thought it was Uefa, Fifa, David Elleray, Graham Poll and all the rest of them. Well it was.

But it was the earwigs that were behind it ALL THE TIME.

 

[lauren]

stop or keep taking the drugs lofty!!

 

[Scott]

Maybe these would help.

 

[Lofty]

saying/singing it fast might also help. Ok, let's try this another way:

earwig oh, earwig oh, earwig oh

earwig oh, earwig oh, earwig oh-oh

earwig oh, earwig oh, earwig oh

earwig oh-oh, earwig oh.

No? Oh well

 

[SydneyChelsea]

I'm petitioning for "off-season" to be listed as a psychological disorder.

 

[Valerie]

Where can I sign

?

 

[yorkleyblue]

VALIUM-GRAM FOR MR LOFTY, VALIUM-GRAM FOR MR LOFTY

 

[Fansince65]

SydneyChelsea Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:52 am Post subject:

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I'm petitioning for "off-season" to be listed as a psychological disorder

That,s a great idea Sydney, all these loonies around, must be something in the ear!!!!!!!

 

[Scott]

Zoe-Lofty?

 

[Lofty]

Zoe-Lofty?

Zoe? Don't think I've had the pleasure? Not this century anyway ...

Here we go (again)

 

[The Moos]

Reading the posts here one have to wonder: Exactly how much pot does the average Chelsea-supporter smoke?

 

[g3.7]

yogic kinda skews those results, moose.

 

[lauren]

yogic kinda skews those results, moose.

ha

kinda looks like someone blowing out some puff

 

[Sofa Manager]

Exactly how much pot does the average Chelsea-supporter smoke?

Exactly "not enough" unfortunatly.