Funny Headlines?

[Pauly]

I'll start:

? Okocha guided by God to join Hull City

 

[Jimboola69]

"Gerrard and Carragher exposed in Anfield gay sex ring"

Okay maybe not.

(sorry if that offends)

 

[Guest]

"Keegan fills Shmeichel gap with Seaman"

Real headline on SkySports a few years back

 

[bonetti]

'Hasselbank pulled off at half time'

 

[yogic]

"Gallas ready to play in any position for the team"

(after joining arsenal

 

[Jimboola69]

'Hasselbank pulled off at half time'

Geez, he was probably only expecting an orange!!!!

 

[katznutz]

Super~Cali~Frad~Ulistic~Celtic are atrocious

 

[Liam]

Super Cali Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious

 

[Lofty]

East Fife 4, Forfar 5

I think it actually happened. Or maybe it was East Fife 5; Forfar 4? I'm f-f-f-ucked if I can remember

 

[High Street Ken]

East Fife 4, Forfar 5I think it actually happened. Or maybe it was East Fife 5; Forfar 4? I'm f-f-f-ucked if I can remember

I remember that, so it definitely happened (in the 80s I think) and I don't know which way round it was either!

 

[loz]

Super Cali Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious

Possibly the most memorable headline in Scottish football history. Rangers fans were delighted about that game, not just because Celtic lost, but also because it meant Cltic fans could no longer slag tham about being knocked out of the cup by Hamilton a few years before it.

 

[lauren]

Six of the Best

 

[BLUENUT]

Wenger puts Seaman in youth team

Pauls Dicov's sisiter Nora in roasting scandal

 

[Pauly]

Wenger: Losing is painful

sky sports today..