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How to win in GTA:

1) Go to Ammu-Nation and stock up on Machine Guns / Shotguns / Body armor etc

2) Drive around and find an alley with only one escape

3) Position cars at end of Alley and produce a choke point

4) Find some cover in alley (Always usually a door or something)

You have now prepared.

5) Go and kill someone in plain sight to get your star level to 2.

6) Retreat to the alley making sure to be seen.

7) Set yourself up behind your cover

8) Destroy all who enter Alley.

9) Enjoy tanks trying to get into alley

You are now a GTA V master troll. Enjoy your shwoopy loopy arms

 
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Haha, will try that.

I like planting sticky bombs on the pavement/road, then detonating from afar. This game is turning me into a psychopath.

 
Remodez said:
I will be getting GTAV when the online mode comes out, that looks much more entertaining. Can't wait!
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Is there not online play yet then? That would be my only reason to get it!

 
Had a go at this and after the customary GTA homicidal rampage, I played golf with Michael for an hour, then spent a couple of hours trying to steal an airbus from the airport and land it on a bridge.  Needless to say, society at large should be thankful that I'm not a pilot.

 
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Society should also be glad that I don't play golf, as it seems I'd beat groundskeepers to death with a 9 iron to vent my frustrations and ultimately die in a police shoot-out on the course. 

Speaking of police shootouts, does anyone else think the cops in this game are a bit aggressive?  I've been shot at for fighting in the streets.  Or are American police really that trigger happy? 

 
Castiel said:
Speaking of police shootouts, does anyone else think the cops in this game are a bit aggressive?  I've been shot at for fighting in the streets.  Or are American police really that trigger happy? 
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I had a guy jump out his car and start shooting at me because I crashed into him. Crazy!!

 
Castiel said:
Had a go at this and after the customary GTA homicidal rampage, I played golf with Michael for an hour, then spent a couple of hours trying to steal an airbus from the airport and land it on a bridge. Needless to say, society at large should be thankful that I'm not a pilot.
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Sounds a fun day, you had a go on the game yet.
 
BlueDay said:
I had a guy jump out his car and start shooting at me because I crashed into him. Crazy!!
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Probably a gang member. 

Also the cop aggression is working as intended. American cops are famous for their police brutality. I barged into one when walking down the road (like a f**king G, I might add), and he went all hissy at me and batoned me :(

 
Just completed the main story, great game.

Now its so many other things to do, havent even seen half the map haha

 
I've got as far as having just done the submarine heist mission to steal that government thingy.

 
Ive got to the part where you have to pretend to be dead to get into a building and then make your way out alive.

I cant wait for the online game to go live. It should be quite good.

 
Getting for PS3, only interested in online, so if you are playing on PS3, PM me PSN ID

 
Castiel said:
Society should also be glad that I don't play golf, as it seems I'd beat groundskeepers to death with a 9 iron to vent my frustrations and ultimately die in a police shoot-out on the course. 

Speaking of police shootouts, does anyone else think the cops in this game are a bit aggressive?  I've been shot at for fighting in the streets.  Or are American police really that trigger happy? 
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Two coppers started firing sub-machine guns at me because I walked up to them and stared them in the face.

I got two stars for that felony.

 
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