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Almost a rumour, noises have been made that we should be in for the the thick as two short planks, diving, cheating, gets away with (the darkest of) blue murder, England’s darling, would cost a packet, chucking money at Daniel effing Levy. 
 

But he does know where the goal is. And so my question is, given the opportunity, would you like us to sign the ‘orrible Tottenham c**t?

My answer, in case you haven’t guessed, would be a resounding.... not on your f**king life.

 
I dislike him because of his diving but he is a proper CF who will score goals, so for that reason I’d take him as he would improve us.

His cost would be probably close to £100m  plus Levy wouldn’t deal with us.

 
Good player obviously but I can’t see the club paying £100m+ with bad injury record. 

 
The last time he had scored 20+ goals in the PL was at the 17/18 season, now he currently has 19 goals so he will probably reach 20 but I think that he has already peaked.

There are other strikers out there that we can get for less money.

 
Gol15 said:
The last time he had scored 20+ goals in the PL was at the 17/18 season, now he currently has 19 goals so he will probably reach 20 but I think that he has already peaked.

There are other strikers out there that we can get for less money.
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He has added another dimension to his game this season with all the assists on top of his goals. If he wants to move, he will have options though. He's unlikely to go to one of the biggest rivals of his beloved boyhood club.

 
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Almost a rumour, noises have been made that we should be in for the the thick as two short planks, diving, cheating, gets away with (the darkest of) blue murder, England’s darling, would cost a packet, chucking money at Daniel effing Levy. 
 

But he does know where the goal is. And so my question is, given the opportunity, would you like us to sign the ‘orrible Tottenham c**t?

My answer, in case you haven’t guessed, would be a resounding.... not on your f**king life.
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I’d get him, play him one game to stick the two fingers up to that lot in sh*tehart Lane, and then send him on loan to the darkest of the dark leagues to join Drinkwater.

 
Gol15 said:
The last time he had scored 20+ goals in the PL was at the 17/18 season, now he currently has 19 goals so he will probably reach 20 but I think that he has already peaked.

There are other strikers out there that we can get for less money.
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Bit of a misleading stat given that he has missed about a quarter of the league games in 18/19 and 19/20 ... and was still mighty close to 20 on each occasion. Add in the assists as well, and he'd be a welcome addition, but I doubt he wants to come to us, and doubt Levi would sell to us even if he did ....

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Sexyfootball said:
Bit of a misleading stat given that he has missed about a quarter of the league games in 18/19 and 19/20 ... and was still mighty close to 20 on each occasion. Add in the assists as well, and he'd be a welcome addition, but I doubt he wants to come to us, and doubt Levi would sell to us even if he did ....

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Great point thanks for the correction!

 
Imagine the mass triggering from Spurs fans if we signed him and he went on to win multiple trophies with us.

The meltdown would be epic regardless of the fee :Troll_Face:

 
Jezz said:
Imagine the mass triggering from Spurs fans if we signed him and he went on to win multiple trophies with us.

The meltdown would be epic regardless of the fee :Troll_Face:
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Can't stand the horrid little twerp, but winding up Spurs fans into a howling, cliff jumping mass is very tempting  :laugh2:

 
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Are we really seriously talking about this?

If we put down 1billion quid for him Levy would still tell us to go screw ourselves and take 100mill from PSG or whoever instead.

 
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Arry has told Totteringham he wants to leave this summer, battle between Us cites and Yoonited, Haaland Mbappe Kane, going to get shared around, throw in maybe Lewa, i'd have Mbappe?

 
I can't see Mbeing available and Kane would be the perfect striker for us as he can lead the line, link up, assist and score. Having someone like him up top with Ziyech, Havertz and Werner would be amazing, and then sign a quality box to box midfielder who can shoot and assist.

 
Malcolm9 said:
I can't see Mbeing available and Kane would be the perfect striker for us as he can lead the line, link up, assist and score. Having someone like him up top with Ziyech, Havertz and Werner would be amazing, and then sign a quality box to box midfielder who can shoot and assist.
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Sky sports News comms already dismissed Us from the running, when in the last 15 years are Utd a richer club than us, f**king w**kers, i hope Kane wants to stay near the capital and we make him an offer he cant refuse.

 
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Break the bank.

If there is even the slightest possibility of him coming here i'd consider blowing the entire summer budget on getting Harry Kane. Levy is not going to want to sell to us but a ton of money in the current climate may change his mind.

 
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