Actually, he might win that race, geezer. The restraining order says I can't come within 50 yards of her, so I'm sure he'd overtake me eventually!
We were told that Boula played all across the back...hope it is true this time!Chelsea Swoop For Ivanovic - ReportThu 03 Jan, 09:09 AM
Chelsea are set to sign Branislav Ivanovic from Lokomotiv Moscow according to Thursday's papers.
The Serbia defender - who had been expected to link up with Nemanja Vidic at Manchester United - now looks set for an £8million move to Stamford Bridge.
Ivanovic can play anywhere across the back four, and has won nine senior caps for Serbia.
He starred as the unfancied Serbians reached the final of last year's UEFA Under-21 Championship, being named in the Team of the Tournament despite a red card in the final.
With John Terry still a month away from fitness and Ricardo Carvalho banned, Ivanovic will provide cover in the centre.
But he can also play at left-back, adding fuel to rumours linking Wayne Bridge with a move away from Stamford Bridge, with Liverpool a possible destination.
Well to be fair he did play all across the back. The problem was that he sucked at it (apart from one game against Barcelona where he was magnificent)We were told that Boula played all across the back...hope it is true this time!Chelsea Swoop For Ivanovic - ReportThu 03 Jan, 09:09 AM
Chelsea are set to sign Branislav Ivanovic from Lokomotiv Moscow according to Thursday's papers.
The Serbia defender - who had been expected to link up with Nemanja Vidic at Manchester United - now looks set for an £8million move to Stamford Bridge.
Ivanovic can play anywhere across the back four, and has won nine senior caps for Serbia.
He starred as the unfancied Serbians reached the final of last year's UEFA Under-21 Championship, being named in the Team of the Tournament despite a red card in the final.
With John Terry still a month away from fitness and Ricardo Carvalho banned, Ivanovic will provide cover in the centre.
But he can also play at left-back, adding fuel to rumours linking Wayne Bridge with a move away from Stamford Bridge, with Liverpool a possible destination.
I'll be the little Ernie Wise to your Eric Morecambe any day, geezer!*So many jokes yet none of them clean and are guaranteed to get me booted off the site forever so I'll give your feedline a miss this time..............
Wahay. Bring me sunshine my little fat friend with the hairy legs!!I'll be the little Ernie Wise to your Eric Morecambe any day, geezer!*So many jokes yet none of them clean and are guaranteed to get me booted off the site forever so I'll give your feedline a miss this time..............
*though I'm not sure a Pirate can play a 'straight man' with any credibility!
