Ratings so far this Season

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It's been ages since I started a thread and so disillusioned after last nights ineptness that I though I would post ratings up to this point in the season. Think these are fairly accurate and if you disagree, you are wrong..................!!

Sanchez 5. Very average keeper who takes too many risks. Not sure why we signed him – out of desperation it seems. Responsible for us not beating Arsenal which still annoys me.

Petrovic 8. He isn’t Cech or Courtois but until we find another keeper of that calibre, he will do. I like what I’ve seen up to now.

James 0. Another season to write off. Not sure why he was made captain. Even the minutes he has played, he looks a shadow of what he once was.

Chilwell 3. See James, but I have a little more hope that he will return to something like the player he was.

Cucurella 3. Pointless signing. Has had one or two, decent performances but far outweighed by all the poor ones.

Disasi 3. Another questionable signing. Not a great defender and very uncomfortable on the ball – we need better than this fella.

Badiashile 4. I do rate him but another treatment table specialist and when he has played has made bad errors. Can only hope he returns to form when fully fit.

Colwill 6. I am certain he will be the answer at CB, so have taken the fact he is being played out of position in his mark.

Silva 8. Yes, time is catching up with him but he is still far and away our best defender and is probably as surprised as anyone that he is playing as many minutes at 39. He’s different class and I’m tempted to give him a 10 for that alone.

Fofana 0. See James, although I still have hopes that he can overcome injuries as he looks quality when 100% fit.

Gusto 6. Has been decent if a bit erratic at times but only 20 and will hopefully get better and better.

Gilchrist 6. Very little playing time but already showing why he is being likened to JT. One for the future.

Gallagher 6. Pick of the midfielders IMO, which granted, isn’t saying much. Pluses are his energy, determination and ground he covers but lacking in goals and assits and needs to curb some of the silly tackles.

Enzo 3. This guy seems to have gone backwards. When he first played I thought what a massive upgrade on Jorginho. Now he looks like Jorginho mark 2. Thought he would be bossing the midfield and playing killer passes but he has been a massive disappointment only outweighed by……

Caicedo 2. I just don’t see it. We have been well and truly mugged by Brighton and some.

Ugochukwu 0. Haven’t seen enough of him but not impressed with what I have seen.

Lavia 0. Have hopes for him but needs to get fit.

Chukwuemeka 6. Promising start to season only for the injury curse to strike but definitely a player to persevere with.

Palmer 9. The one bright note of the season so far. The lad is quality and our season would be a write off without him.

Mudryk 4. Can he come good? Every time you see little signs, they evaporate next match when he just runs into players and falls over. Would persevere with him but his is at Gronkjaer levels.

Madueke 7. I like him and think he has been hard done by to only get limited playing time. Still raw and at times looks clumsy but would much rather see him start games than…….

Sterling 2. Sorry, one good game in 5 is nowhere near enough. The team looks better when he isn’t in it.

Broja 4. Think his best role is coming off the bench as he doesn’t look good enough to start or play 90 minutes.

Jackson 3. He’s no striker. We clearly need a LOT better.

Nkunku – can’t really mark him as we all know he IS a player but has hardly figured. Have high hopes for him IF he can stay injury free.

Pochettino. Score would change on a weekly basis but overall and with the Boro shambles fresh in my mind 3. I want to see improvement. I want to see us playing with a style and identity and I want him to be up remonstrating when things aren’t going well, not sat on his arse with his cronies. MUST DO BETTER and quickly.

Feel better for getting that of my chest, but what a sh*t show we have been.

 
It's been ages since I started a thread and so disillusioned after last nights ineptness that I though I would post ratings up to this point in the season. Think these are fairly accurate and if you disagree, you are wrong..................!!

Sanchez 5. Very average keeper who takes too many risks. Not sure why we signed him – out of desperation it seems. Responsible for us not beating Arsenal which still annoys me.

Petrovic 8. He isn’t Cech or Courtois but until we find another keeper of that calibre, he will do. I like what I’ve seen up to now.

James 0. Another season to write off. Not sure why he was made captain. Even the minutes he has played, he looks a shadow of what he once was.

Chilwell 3. See James, but I have a little more hope that he will return to something like the player he was.

Cucurella 3. Pointless signing. Has had one or two, decent performances but far outweighed by all the poor ones.

Disasi 3. Another questionable signing. Not a great defender and very uncomfortable on the ball – we need better than this fella.

Badiashile 4. I do rate him but another treatment table specialist and when he has played has made bad errors. Can only hope he returns to form when fully fit.

Colwill 6. I am certain he will be the answer at CB, so have taken the fact he is being played out of position in his mark.

Silva 8. Yes, time is catching up with him but he is still far and away our best defender and is probably as surprised as anyone that he is playing as many minutes at 39. He’s different class and I’m tempted to give him a 10 for that alone.

Fofana 0. See James, although I still have hopes that he can overcome injuries as he looks quality when 100% fit.

Gusto 6. Has been decent if a bit erratic at times but only 20 and will hopefully get better and better.

Gilchrist 6. Very little playing time but already showing why he is being likened to JT. One for the future.

Gallagher 6. Pick of the midfielders IMO, which granted, isn’t saying much. Pluses are his energy, determination and ground he covers but lacking in goals and assits and needs to curb some of the silly tackles.

Enzo 3. This guy seems to have gone backwards. When he first played I thought what a massive upgrade on Jorginho. Now he looks like Jorginho mark 2. Thought he would be bossing the midfield and playing killer passes but he has been a massive disappointment only outweighed by……

Caicedo 2. I just don’t see it. We have been well and truly mugged by Brighton and some.

Ugochukwu 0. Haven’t seen enough of him but not impressed with what I have seen.

Lavia 0. Have hopes for him but needs to get fit.

Chukwuemeka 6. Promising start to season only for the injury curse to strike but definitely a player to persevere with.

Palmer 9. The one bright note of the season so far. The lad is quality and our season would be a write off without him.

Mudryk 4. Can he come good? Every time you see little signs, they evaporate next match when he just runs into players and falls over. Would persevere with him but his is at Gronkjaer levels.

Madueke 7. I like him and think he has been hard done by to only get limited playing time. Still raw and at times looks clumsy but would much rather see him start games than…….

Sterling 2. Sorry, one good game in 5 is nowhere near enough. The team looks better when he isn’t in it.

Broja 4. Think his best role is coming off the bench as he doesn’t look good enough to start or play 90 minutes.

Jackson 3. He’s no striker. We clearly need a LOT better.

Nkunku – can’t really mark him as we all know he IS a player but has hardly figured. Have high hopes for him IF he can stay injury free.

Pochettino. Score would change on a weekly basis but overall and with the Boro shambles fresh in my mind 3. I want to see improvement. I want to see us playing with a style and identity and I want him to be up remonstrating when things aren’t going well, not sat on his arse with his cronies. MUST DO BETTER and quickly.

Feel better for getting that of my chest, but what a sh*t show we have been.
These "ratings" are just way off the mark, even allowing for the poor performance and result from last night.

 
Laughable ratings tbh.

What universe do we live in when Sterling and Jackson each with 7 goals a piece are rated lower than deadwood like Broja and Mudryk who barely have a single good career performance between them and have been ineffective this season.

We'd be calling it an improvement if either could manage 1 good game in 5.

Chilwell certainly didn't look a better LW than Sterling either and that's the only place he's played this season. Colwill has been a similarly poor LB.

And Carney played a game and a half before injury and had about 16 good minutes in total so a 6 seems very generous.

 
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Laughable ratings tbh.

What universe do we live in when Sterling and Jackson each with 7 goals a piece are rated lower than deadwood like Broja and Mudryk who barely have a single good career performance between them and have been ineffective this season.
As I said, Sterling has one good game followed by 5 sh*t ones (despite the fact he is meant to be one of our "main men") and Jackson only has the goals he has 'cos he scored against 9 men and poor sides. We were sh*t last night but still didn't miss Jackson!

 
Harsh on Enzo and Caicedo Nibs. I think there are players in there and in a better organised side they could flourish but in the present shambolic way the team is set up they have still done ok. 

Very harsh on Sterling too and poor old Ugochukwu!

I know I'm wrong.

 
An average score should be 5 as it’s halfway between 0 and 10, so in a season where Chelsea are hanging around mid table, the average rating for the squad deserves to be somewhere around 3, at a push 4. 
 

An average, 5/10 season for Chelsea should be top 4

 
As I said, Sterling has one good game followed by 5 sh*t ones (despite the fact he is meant to be one of our "main men") and Jackson only has the goals he has 'cos he scored against 9 men and poor sides. We were sh*t last night but still didn't miss Jackson!
To be fair one good game followed by 5 sh*t ones would still see him score higher than Mudryk who hasn't mastered the art of one good game yet.

I'd score Sterling higher. I'd struggle to give Mudryk any score. His contribution this season ranks alongside The Post Office in their quest to be employer of the decade 

 
It's been ages since I started a thread and so disillusioned after last nights ineptness that I though I would post ratings up to this point in the season. Think these are fairly accurate and if you disagree, you are wrong..................!!

Sanchez 5. Very average keeper who takes too many risks. Not sure why we signed him – out of desperation it seems. Responsible for us not beating Arsenal which still annoys me.

Petrovic 8. He isn’t Cech or Courtois but until we find another keeper of that calibre, he will do. I like what I’ve seen up to now.

James 0. Another season to write off. Not sure why he was made captain. Even the minutes he has played, he looks a shadow of what he once was.

Chilwell 3. See James, but I have a little more hope that he will return to something like the player he was.

Cucurella 3. Pointless signing. Has had one or two, decent performances but far outweighed by all the poor ones.

Disasi 3. Another questionable signing. Not a great defender and very uncomfortable on the ball – we need better than this fella.

Badiashile 4. I do rate him but another treatment table specialist and when he has played has made bad errors. Can only hope he returns to form when fully fit.

Colwill 6. I am certain he will be the answer at CB, so have taken the fact he is being played out of position in his mark.

Silva 8. Yes, time is catching up with him but he is still far and away our best defender and is probably as surprised as anyone that he is playing as many minutes at 39. He’s different class and I’m tempted to give him a 10 for that alone.

Fofana 0. See James, although I still have hopes that he can overcome injuries as he looks quality when 100% fit.

Gusto 6. Has been decent if a bit erratic at times but only 20 and will hopefully get better and better.

Gilchrist 6. Very little playing time but already showing why he is being likened to JT. One for the future.

Gallagher 6. Pick of the midfielders IMO, which granted, isn’t saying much. Pluses are his energy, determination and ground he covers but lacking in goals and assits and needs to curb some of the silly tackles.

Enzo 3. This guy seems to have gone backwards. When he first played I thought what a massive upgrade on Jorginho. Now he looks like Jorginho mark 2. Thought he would be bossing the midfield and playing killer passes but he has been a massive disappointment only outweighed by……

Caicedo 2. I just don’t see it. We have been well and truly mugged by Brighton and some.

Ugochukwu 0. Haven’t seen enough of him but not impressed with what I have seen.

Lavia 0. Have hopes for him but needs to get fit.

Chukwuemeka 6. Promising start to season only for the injury curse to strike but definitely a player to persevere with.

Palmer 9. The one bright note of the season so far. The lad is quality and our season would be a write off without him.

Mudryk 4. Can he come good? Every time you see little signs, they evaporate next match when he just runs into players and falls over. Would persevere with him but his is at Gronkjaer levels.

Madueke 7. I like him and think he has been hard done by to only get limited playing time. Still raw and at times looks clumsy but would much rather see him start games than…….

Sterling 2. Sorry, one good game in 5 is nowhere near enough. The team looks better when he isn’t in it.

Broja 4. Think his best role is coming off the bench as he doesn’t look good enough to start or play 90 minutes.

Jackson 3. He’s no striker. We clearly need a LOT better.

Nkunku – can’t really mark him as we all know he IS a player but has hardly figured. Have high hopes for him IF he can stay injury free.

Pochettino. Score would change on a weekly basis but overall and with the Boro shambles fresh in my mind 3. I want to see improvement. I want to see us playing with a style and identity and I want him to be up remonstrating when things aren’t going well, not sat on his arse with his cronies. MUST DO BETTER and quickly.

Feel better for getting that of my chest, but what a sh*t show we have been.
I don't necessarily agree with every individual rating, but I do agree with the overall sentiment. Reading from this it is easy to identify 2 of our biggest issues with this squad:

1) Too many players that most agree have proven quality seem to be continually injured or in conditioning following injury. In part due to some luck, but also down to signing several players who were either injured at the time or returning from long term injuries.

2) Several big-money signings have failed to come even close to justifying the transfer fee so far.

Considering these 2 issues alone it is not surprising we are currently looking so average/poor. If either of these 2 issues is resolved favorably, we will likely see a significant improvement.

 
To be fair one good game followed by 5 sh*t ones would still see him score higher than Mudryk who hasn't mastered the art of one good game yet.

I'd score Sterling higher. I'd struggle to give Mudryk any score. His contribution this season ranks alongside The Post Office in their quest to be employer of the decade 
But Loz, you are on a one man quest to destroy Mudryk's career before it has even begun! We're only still in the cup due to his late strike against the bar-codes and are you forgetting the wonder goal against Arsenal?!!

I know he has been more miss than hit but at least he tries and always looks to go forward, even if more often than not he runs into a defender. Sterling just winds me uo. Who hasn't screamed out loud with every wrong decision he makes? Shoots instead of passes, makes the wrong pass, dribbles and falls over, tries to beat a man when an easy pass is on, It just goes on and on. Last night when the two of them were on the pitch together it was pure comedy and not so much Sterling & Mudryk, but more like Laurel & Hardy!

 
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I had alot of faith in Mudryk because you can see he has glimpses of quality but I just feel he hasen't got alot going on upstairs. You can tell someone like Noni who through the english system and he looks like he can fit into most teams and its just about getting the most out of him. Mudryk looks like someone whos looking to adapt to professional football let alone the premier league.

 
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I had alot of faith in Mudryk because you can see he has glimpses of quality but I just feel he hasen't got alot going on upstairs. You can tell someone like Noni who through the english system and he looks like he can fit into most teams and its just about getting the most out of him. Mudryk looks like someone whos looking to adapt to professional football let alone the premier league.
Yes. Mudryk reminds me of somebody I used to play football with who had bags of pace, and was willing to run all day, but had never played football until becoming an adult. As a result positional sense, ball skills, etc. were unpredictable at best.

 
As I said, Sterling has one good game followed by 5 sh*t ones (despite the fact he is meant to be one of our "main men") and Jackson only has the goals he has 'cos he scored against 9 men and poor sides. We were sh*t last night but still didn't miss Jackson!
I feel a lot of people have disregarded Sterling performances that was the only reason we were winning games at the start of the season. For that reason alone he can't be less than a 5.

 
But Loz, you are on a one man quest to destroy Mudryk's career before it has even begun! We're only still in the cup due to his late strike against the bar-codes and are you forgetting the wonder goal against Arsenal?!!

I know he has been more miss than hit but at least he tries and always looks to go forward, even if more often than not he runs into a defender. Sterling just winds me uo. Who hasn't screamed out loud with every wrong decision he makes? Shoots instead of passes, makes the wrong pass, dribbles and falls over, tries to beat a man when an easy pass is on, It just goes on and on. Last night when the two of them were on the pitch together it was pure comedy and not so much Sterling & Mudryk, but more like Laurel & Hardy!
Not destroy it. Just him.  He f**ked my wife...

Hope he has a good career. I just don't see it ever being a top flight career. He sort of reminds me of the kid at school who was played on the wing Just because he was fast and schoolboy full backs were a bit sh*t and only got a game because they showed up and were happy to get a game! 

Now he is up against full backs who can actually hold their position, tackle and don't pop off the park for a quick puff on their brother's B&H he is out of his depth. 

I could see him having a reasonable career at a mid table French team but never when he is up against an organised and capable defence.  He is another Cuadrado or Odoi.

 
3 is generous for Pochettino.

His biggest accomplishments are beating a 9 man Tottenham and drawing to City at home. I guess beating Newcastle on pens but they're in awful form.

 
Not destroy it. Just him.  He f**ked my wife...

Hope he has a good career. I just don't see it ever being a top flight career. He sort of reminds me of the kid at school who was played on the wing Just because he was fast and schoolboy full backs were a bit sh*t and only got a game because they showed up and were happy to get a game! 

Now he is up against full backs who can actually hold their position, tackle and don't pop off the park for a quick puff on their brother's B&H he is out of his depth. 

I could see him having a reasonable career at a mid table French team but never when he is up against an organised and capable defence.  He is another Cuadrado or Odoi.
sh*t, there's a few more of us that need to watching our backs then.........................!!

 
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