Roman gets divorced

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f**k - Id love to see the size of that settlement - hope she doesnt buy Arsenal

 
It was done under russian law in the province where Roman is governor. I'm guessing it was something like, 2 donkeys and a washing machine!

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On the other hand it explains why he has suddenly decided to tighten his belt in the transfer market - and why he has looked like he lost a pound and found a penny for the last few months.

 
Maybe I should introduce him to my Sister - shes still got all her teeth

 
It was done under russian law in the province where Roman is governor. I'm guessing it was something like, 2 donkeys and a washing machine!
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On the other hand it explains why he has suddenly decided to tighten his belt in the transfer market - and why he has looked like he lost a pound and found a penny for the last few months.
What else do you know about my country??

 
Maybe I should introduce him to my Sister - shes still got all her teeth
But she took them out for me last time

 
The Times says "Mrs Abramovich will settle for ?5 billion".

Settle for ?5 billion!! Settle for 5 thousand millions!

Aahh, bless her cotton socks! How will she cope?

 
Maybe I should introduce him to my Sister - shes still got all her teeth
But she took them out for me last time
So thats where she left them - would you mind bunging them in the post - Im sick and tired of watching her take 3 hours to eat corn on the cob

 
It was done under russian law in the province where Roman is governor. I'm guessing it was something like, 2 donkeys and a washing machine!
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On the other hand it explains why he has suddenly decided to tighten his belt in the transfer market - and why he has looked like he lost a pound and found a penny for the last few months.
What else do you know about my country??
Sorry! I didn't mean it like that. I was just suggesting that with his power and influence that he could probably get away without having to give up as much as might be the case over here.

No offence meant!

 
It was done under russian law in the province where Roman is governor. I'm guessing it was something like, 2 donkeys and a washing machine!
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On the other hand it explains why he has suddenly decided to tighten his belt in the transfer market - and why he has looked like he lost a pound and found a penny for the last few months.
What else do you know about my country??
Sorry! I didn't mean it like that. I was just suggesting that with his power and influence that he could probably get away without having to give up as much as might be the case over here.

No offence meant!
Ok, no problem!
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But I find it funny when somebody from abroad discuss Russia. It always looks like "country of drugs and sluts and it`s very cold there always. And people are fond of drinking Vodka and they can`t live without it. " When I hear it I`m always getting excited.

 
Drugs, sluts and vodka...no wonder you're getting excited!
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She must make a cracking cream cheese bagel if Mrs A left Roman for her!!

 
Drugs, sluts and vodka...no wonder you're getting excited!
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You don't have to go to Russia for those. Stevenage has all you could ever want.

 
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