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Just to kill another few hours until the season begins, and because I'm curious...

Tevez or Shev?

 
This one's a joke right? I didn't vote because I'll be amazed if anyone would really rather have Sheva (I hope he's better this year but he'll need to be loads better than last season to get near the first team) so I figured my vote wouldn't really mean much.

 
I would rtaher have Sheva for the simple reaosn that I ams till to see a single person explain to me how on earth Tevez fits into a Jose team. if we are to play with wingers in this coming season then the team is far better suited to Sheva then it was last season. That doesn't guarantee that he will improve however it still means tevez would be redundant.

 
This one's a joke right?
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No, a horse walks into the bar and the barman says: 'Hey, why the long face?'...that's a joke...
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it used to be, a long long time ago
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Funny thing, I was in getting measured for a funky new pinstriped Hugo Boss suit on the weekend, and cracked the 'inside leg' gag...and the gal measuring me up practically coughed up a lung laughing!

Her boss was standing behind the counter and just rolled his eyes at me and smiled, and said: "It's been a while since anyone trotted that one out in here. It's nice to see someone who appreciates some old-school humour!"

So you see, MLB...everything old is new again, given time! (so there's hope for us yet!!!)

 
I went for tevez, lagely for the reason that last season when it seemed like a choice between the two i wanted tevez then.

Im actually going to stick a few pound on sheava to be EPL golden boot this season.... henry gone, and the odds will be good, never right sheva off (i hope)

but if i had to choose tevez every time, mostly because of the age thing, to see him working magic in a chelsea shirt for the next 8 seasons or so would be a dream and in answer to loz's question about where he would fit in, in a 4-3-3... take your pick... from what iv seen and heard he's pretty versitile, could play up frount on his own can do a job on the wing in an advanced role like in our 4-3-3, seemes to like to come in of the left wing for west ham a lot. or if your feeling really brave play him in midfield as the furtherst man forward like deco did for porto as he userd to play that role for boca

 
take your pick... from what iv seen and heard he's pretty versitile, could play up frount on his own
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Tevez doesn't have the height to play up front on his own within our 4-3-3 formation. He would be muscled out of the game when cetnre halves are allowed to double up on him thus minimising the impact of having two wingers and also making us suffer because of the large gap bewteen our midfield and our lone striker.

can do a job on the wing in an advanced role like in our 4-3-3, seemes to like to come in of the left wing for west ham a lot.
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We now have four orthdox wingers and Kalou who has been selected to play out wide on a fair few occasions - why do we need yet another player to fill that space on the pitch, especially when it isn't his natrual position.

or if your feeling really brave play him in midfield as the furtherst man forward like deco did for porto as he userd to play that role for boca
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Well we are tralking about him fitting into the 4-3-3 formation that we play which pretty much means that he would play ahead of Lampard - I know who I would rather have in our midfield.

 
take your pick... from what iv seen and heard he's pretty versitile, could play up frount on his own
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Tevez doesn't have the height to play up front on his own within our 4-3-3 formation. He would be muscled out of the game when cetnre halves are allowed to double up on him thus minimising the impact of having two wingers and also making us suffer because of the large gap bewteen our midfield and our lone striker.
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Well no not if we'r hoofing it up the pitch to him but if we played it on the floor a little bit like we did against arse and when guddy used to play uprfrount he is more than capable!! strong player, with the ability to drop a little bit and play in the wingers who in that formation should be acting as second strikers or alternatvie feed of the supporting wingers and advancing center mids

can do a job on the wing in an advanced role like in our 4-3-3, seemes to like to come in of the left wing for west ham a lot.
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We now have four orthdox wingers and Kalou who has been selected to play out wide on a fair few occasions - why do we need yet another player to fill that space on the pitch, especially when it isn't his natrual position.
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Just an example that he could and would fit in, weather you deam him better than what we have there is a matter of oppinion, i personly think horses for corses

or if your feeling really brave play him in midfield as the furtherst man forward like deco did for porto as he userd to play that role for boca
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Well we are tralking about him fitting into the 4-3-3 formation that we play which pretty much means that he would play ahead of Lampard - I know who I would rather have in our midfield.
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same as the previouse point, he fits in, if needed.

Basicaly there are plenty of places in the system he can be accomadate

 
I was in getting measured for a funky new pinstriped Hugo Boss suit on the weekend, and cracked the 'inside leg' gag...and the gal measuring me up practically coughed up a lung laughing!
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You sure it wasn't a lung but a little bit of sick?! Hugo Boss eh? Blimely, sold a script...?

 
sheva had a better season than tevez in terms of goals and assists. fact.

 
This gag possibly...?

Brian M is being plagued by terrible headaches. One day, after years of suffering, he decides to see a migraine specialist. The doctor tells Brian to strip, inspects him all over, and announces that he?s found the cause of his problem. ?Your testicles are pressing against the base of your spine,? says the medic. ?The pressure builds up, and you get an excruciating headache.? Brian is appalled. ?Tell me, doctor, is there anything I can do about it?? he asks. ?I?m afraid I have bad news. The only answer is to get rid of the testicles,? says the doctor. Brian considers the pros and cons of a life without balls and sex ? but then he thinks about the agony of his daily headaches, and without too much difficulty decides to go for the snip. He comes round from the operation and leaves the hospital. Walking along the street, he smiles as he realizes that the pain has completely disappeared. To celebrate, he decides to treat himself to some new clothes, so he makes his way to a top tailor to get fitted. Inside the tailor?s, he asks to see a pair of trousers. The tailor looks at Brian and says, ?You?ll need a 36-inch waist, 33-inch inside leg.? Brian is amazed at the accuracy of the tailor?s eye, and asks for a shirt. ?That?ll be a 42-inch chest, 16-inch neck,? the tailor says, and Brian is once again stunned by his accuracy. Finally, all that is left is a pair of underpants. ?36?? guesses the tailor incorrectly. ?No, sorry, I?m a 34,? Brian says. ?I?ve worn a 34 since I was 18.? ?This is not possible,? frowns the tailor. ?If a man of your size wore a size 34, the pants would press his testicles into the base of his spine, causing the most horrific headaches.?

 
Oh children, children, children

I know there are weeks and weeks until the football starts, but please, just get a room if you want to carry on this "manly" flirting banter!

Jeez!

kev

 
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