The injuries thread

[just]

Should have started this thread last season really, because it's hard to keep up with them all, but better late than never. Let's put them all in here along with opinions on why we are the Walking Wounded champions of the world.

Here's an update. As usual it's a long read.

https://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/news/chelsea-injury-news-mudryk-chilwell-27830126

 

[Munkunku]

I’m injured but due to the confidentially clause of the ShedEnd Chatbox I’m unable to comment further. 

 

[Valerie]

I’m injured but due to the confidentially clause of the ShedEnd Chatbox I’m unable to comment further. 

Nothing to do with chainsaws. No, really!

And at least Broja is reported to be fine.

 

[dkw]

I might be Injured, but I'm waiting for the swelling to go before I go for a scan...

 

[The Rising Sun]

I might be Injured, but I'm waiting for the swelling to go before I go for a scan...

Has it gone down yet ?

 

[axman2526]

Has it gone down yet ?

He recently saw @ValerieVery latest ice cream model shoot so he will need a bit more time.

 

[axman2526]

I’m injured but due to the confidentially clause of the ShedEnd Chatbox I’m unable to comment further. 

That one of your new nicknames?

 

[timetowaste]

This thread could reach Torres thread numbers by the end of the season

 

[Munkunku]

That one of your new nicknames?

 

[dkw]

Has it gone down yet ?

Getting there, slowly but surely....

 

[chiefBlueCFC]

injury make me mad

 

[just]

Numerous media sources reporting Chilwell will be out for a minimum of 2 months.

So, quick bit of maths, plus the 9 divide by 3, carry the 5. Yep, as I thought. Expect a come back date of 14th March 2024.

 

[Valerie]

Numerous media sources reporting Chilwell will be out for a minimum of 2 months.

So, quick bit of maths, plus the 9 divide by 3, carry the 5. Yep, as I thought. Expect a come back date of 14th March 2024.

Okay, who saw that coming? Form an orderly queue please!

 

[Boyne]

All this discussion about injuries reminds of that famous scene from the film Marathon Man where Laurence Oliver's character carries out dental 'treatment' on the role played by Dustin Hoffman. I would post the clip on here but not ideal for those who are squeamish. 

Is it safe?

 

[PhilH930]

Numerous media sources reporting Chilwell will be out for a minimum of 2 months.

So, quick bit of maths, plus the 9 divide by 3, carry the 5. Yep, as I thought. Expect a come back date of 14th March 2024.

Reality is we can’t plan on a season of Chilwell and James staying fit. We all knew this. Carrying both every season is a lot, so perhaps a reevaluation next summer is necessary, and we all know it’s not Reece who would leave. 

 

[The Rising Sun]

All this discussion about injuries reminds of that famous scene from the film Marathon Man where Laurence Oliver's character carries out dental 'treatment' on the role played by Dustin Hoffman. I would post the clip on here but not ideal for those who are squeamish. 

Is it safe?

My on / off toothache flared up after reading this .

 

[Kev56]

My on / off toothache flared up after reading this .

I really hate to do this but.  I feel your pain.

 

[The Rising Sun]

8 hours ago, Kev56 said:

I really hate to do this but.  I feel your pain.

Ouch ! 

 

[Blueboys]

Bookies should start offering a first player injured market for Chelsea instead of first goal scorer