Wouldn't Touch With A Barge Pole XI

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------------Lehmann---

??------??--------Gallas------??

Diouf--Savage--Barton--Dyer

-------Bellemy--Anelka-------

Subs: Mido? Robben?

There for their attitude mainly, not ability. Except Barton where both apply an exceptional amount.

 
robben? bah.

diouf, what a c*nt. two studs up knee high challenges today.

 
If it's down to attitude, then here's my XI: -

---------------------Lehmann

Neville----Carragher----R.Ferdinand-----Gallas

Diouf--------Savage-----Bowyer--------Ronaldo

-------------Bellamy-----Rooney

Subs: - Reina, A.Ferdinand, Dyer, Gerrard, Keane

None of the above would ever be worthy of wearing the sacred blue of Chelsea!
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As I'm a bit of a fan of Savage (please don't kill me
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) I would change him for Hunt. Can't believe nobody has picked Hunt yet
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I'd gladly touch Hunt with a barge pole, right acorss the back of the head. thwhack.

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You put Gallas at LB just to piss him off, BB
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what about Bowyer, Jody Morris, Ashly Cole and Jermaine Pennant?

not wanting to turn this into a 'all about liverpool' thread, but what about Reina's attitude is it that gets you?

 
what about Bowyer, Jody Morris, Ashly Cole and Jermaine Pennant?not wanting to turn this into a 'all about liverpool' thread, but what about Reina's attitude is it that gets you?
It's not so much his attitude but the fact that he's a t*at.

 
what about Bowyer, Jody Morris, Ashly Cole and Jermaine Pennant?not wanting to turn this into a 'all about liverpool' thread, but what about Reina's attitude is it that gets you?
It's not so much his attitude but the fact that he's a t*at.
i was asking BlueBeard to be honest, but as you replied Moos, why do you think he is a twat, is it because of the robeen debacle?

 
what about Bowyer, Jody Morris, Ashly Cole and Jermaine Pennant?not wanting to turn this into a 'all about liverpool' thread, but what about Reina's attitude is it that gets you?
As I've just said in another thread, your "'I'm a reasonable Scouser, honest I am" mask is slipping"". You really think I or anyone else is stupid enough to believe you? The thing is you're forever trying to put a Liverpool slant on things, and of course you want to turn it into another all about Liverpool thread. Natural because of who and what you are, but as boring as f**k to the rest of us.

Got my point yet?

 
what about Bowyer, Jody Morris, Ashly Cole and Jermaine Pennant?not wanting to turn this into a 'all about liverpool' thread, but what about Reina's attitude is it that gets you?
It's not so much his attitude but the fact that he's a t*at.
i was asking BlueBeard to be honest, but as you replied Moos, why do you think he is a tw*t, is it because of the robeen debacle?
It was the Reina/Robben incident mainly - and the way that Reina protested his innocence, ably backed by that c*nt Benitez.

The fact Reina plays for your lot obviously makes it a lot easier to hate him.

I'm totally in Lofty's corner - it's a well known fact that all scousers are scum, and even if a person doesn't come from Liverpool, supporting the scousers makes them scum by association

 
what about Bowyer, Jody Morris, Ashly Cole and Jermaine Pennant?not wanting to turn this into a 'all about liverpool' thread, but what about Reina's attitude is it that gets you?
It's not so much his attitude but the fact that he's a t*at.
i was asking BlueBeard to be honest, but as you replied Moos, why do you think he is a tw*t, is it because of the robeen debacle?
It was the Reina/Robben incident mainly - and the way that Reina protested his innocence, ably backed by that c*nt Benitez.

The fact Reina plays for your lot obviously makes it a lot easier to hate him.

I'm totally in Lofty's corner - it's a well known fact that all scousers are scum, and even if a person doesn't come from Liverpool, supporting the scousers makes them scum by association
Most of them anyway
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Lofty, I suspect RedRob sees himself as some kind of missionary, deep in the heart of the jungle. Expecting at any minute to be killed for his beliefs...but willing to risk life and limb if he can bring his 'message' to the savages.

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Wouldn't touch this lot with a barge pole

1 - Reina (fat spanish w*nker)

2 - Finnan (Who?)

3 - Arbeloa (Lower than what?)

4 - Mascherano (Tevez's bum boy)

5 - Agger (Cry baby)

6 - Carragher (Deserted his country in it's hour of need)

7 - Pennant (Fits in to the scouse way nicely having done time)

8 - Gerrard (most overrated footballer EVER)

9 - Torres (Spanish poof - never lets a Dago by!)

10 - Kuyt (shame they misspelt his name)

11 - Riise (Used to put me off my dinner when he'd show his body having scored a goal. Surely someone that pale is dead?)

Now the Liverpool teams of the seventies and early eighties were great teams but the lot above aren't fit to wipe their arses.

 
Wouldn't touch this lot with a barge pole1 - Reina (fat spanish w*nker)

2 - Finnan (Who?)

3 - Arbeloa (Lower than what?)

4 - Mascherano (Tevez's bum boy)

5 - Agger (Cry baby)

6 - Carragher (Deserted his country in it's hour of need)

7 - Pennant (Fits in to the scouse way nicely having done time)

8 - Gerrard (most overrated footballer EVER)

9 - Torres (Spanish poof - never lets a Dago by!)

10 - Kuyt (shame they misspelt his name)

11 - Riise (Used to put me off my dinner when he'd show his body having scored a goal. Surely someone that pale is dead?)

Now the Liverpool teams of the seventies and early eighties were great teams but the lot above aren't fit to wipe their arses.
They are however fit to completely dominate the current Chelsea team and get a pretty easy win if it hadn't been for a ridiculous refereeing decision!

 
Wouldn't touch this lot with a barge pole1 - Reina (fat spanish w*nker)

2 - Finnan (Who?)

3 - Arbeloa (Lower than what?)

4 - Mascherano (Tevez's bum boy)

5 - Agger (Cry baby)

6 - Carragher (Deserted his country in it's hour of need)

7 - Pennant (Fits in to the scouse way nicely having done time)

8 - Gerrard (most overrated footballer EVER)

9 - Torres (Spanish poof - never lets a Dago by!)

10 - Kuyt (shame they misspelt his name)

11 - Riise (Used to put me off my dinner when he'd show his body having scored a goal. Surely someone that pale is dead?)

Now the Liverpool teams of the seventies and early eighties were great teams but the lot above aren't fit to wipe their arses.
They are however fit to completely dominate the current Chelsea team and get a pretty easy win if it hadn't been for a ridiculous refereeing decision!
I see you've got that famous scouse humour. Oh dear, have you been banned? Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio...............

 
I thought this was going to be a list of the ugliest footballers ever, Gem - you disappoint me!
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If it had been Ugly-Muglies, the wife would have voted for Sylvestre - for some reason his face literally scares her!

 
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