Chelsea vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (PL) Saturday 8th November 20:00 GMT

Other than run around a lot and have some Operation Yewtree facial hair. What does he actually do?
Kisses his mum for far too long on the lips. I’ll let you do your research on that one.

 
There’s no one up front who can create abit of magic against the low block. All very functional.
We are the only club in the league that can throw this many players forward and do nothing.

Fault in the system and way we move the ball.

 
We have Neto out wide and Gusto in the half space next to him. Two complete pussies, it's the footballing equivalent of Trinny and Susannah completely wiping out the right side of the pitch for us. It's why Garnacho has looked good, cos there is fck all on the other side.

 
We have Neto out wide and Gusto in the half space next to him. Two complete pussies, it's the footballing equivalent of Trinny and Susannah completely wiping out the right side of the pitch for us. It's why Garnacho has looked good, cos there is fck all on the other side.
I mean why pick Estevao and Reece James when you can put Neto and Gusto out there LOL

 
Maresca just cannot play against a low block can he…it’s the same every time the bus is parked.

 
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I could be watching a dreadful Hallmark Christmas tv-film and I would be more entertained.
Ah, something in common. The predictability of a Hallmark Christmas movie plot and a Chelsea performance against a low block.

 
Wtf his wrist he’s writhing around bc of that and stopped play when we had ⚽️

 
Beats me how a team like us can be so dire against a bottom of the table team. Gonna go to sleep now because this looks like one of those matches that could go on for days without us scoring.

 
Maresca in that club Puffa jacket again. As we can see, he obviously issues strict instructions to all his support staff to do the same. Can only assume he has his wife and kids wear them too.

Personally I would like to see him show a bit of sartorial imagination. Perhaps a retro Crombie coat with Red lining, 12 hole Oxblood Doc Marten boots, UK Army Green lightweight trousers, and a Navy Blue Pork Pie hat. For sure.
For sure.

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Maresca just cannot play against a low block can he…it’s the same every time the bus is parked.
Any organized side really.

Sunderland pressed us non stop but were disciplined.

 
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