The John Terry Appreciation Thread

[Zola]

Delightful

 

[MissouriBlue]

Piers Morgan, what an odious individual. Can't stand the man.

 

[Zola]

An odious wasp

 

[Beerqueen]

Piers Morgan, what an odious individual. Can't stand the man.

I'd be surprised if you thought anything else - I don't think anyone likes him, except Piers Morgan himself!

 

[MissouriBlue]

I'd be surprised if you thought anything else - I don't think anyone likes him, except Piers Morgan himself!

Thought he was your type BQ?

 

[Beerqueen]

Thought he was your type BQ?

Excuse me while I throw up!

 

[MissouriBlue]

Excuse me while I throw up!

Lovesick?

 

[Beerqueen]

You can go off some people you know!  Piers Morgan has the ultimate face that you would never get tired of slapping - there's something about that pudgy, public-school type face that brings out the working class hooligan in me.  Ditto David Cameron.

 

[PloKoon13]

That's quite a funny and good-humoured passage to be fair, plus JT and Ash have only gone up in my estimation for pelting Piers Morgan with wet sponges.

 

[MissouriBlue]

That's quite a funny and good-humoured passage to be fair, plus JT and Ash have only gone up in my estimation for pelting Piers Morgan with wet sponges.

They went down in mine. The sponges should have been soaked in hydrochloric acid first.

 

[PloKoon13]

Doesn't Ashley Cole have an air rifle he could should have used?

 

[undertow]

Doesn't Ashley Cole have an air rifle he could should have used?

He shot too early...

 

[Jonty]

I actually quite like Piers Morgan

 

[MayosNoun]

Piers Morgan reminds me of the annoying fluff that gets caught in your bum cheeks during cleaning and pulls out the hairs and causes sudden agony.

Slithering reptile.

 

[moi]

Piers Morgan reminds me of the annoying fluff that gets caught in your bum cheeks during cleaning and pulls out the hairs and causes sudden agony.

Slithering reptile.

What annoying fluff? I feel deprived!  Is it a man thing?

 

[Oneclubinlondon]

What annoying fluff? I feel deprived!  Is it a man thing?

You need a hairy bum for this phenomenon to take place, so I assume a non factor for yourself, he refers to tissue that gets stuck in backside hairs, of course if you chose to be hygienic and use water this is not an issue even for gentlemen with the hairiest of arses. 

 

[moi]

Oh my goodness.  I am so glad I am not a man!  The other thing that makes me glad I am not a man is shaving - don;t know how you blokes can face doing that to your faces every day!

 

[undertow]

Every day? More like every other week and only a trim to 0.1, not a clean shave. Taking a blade to your face and throat every morning while struggling to wake up mentally never sounded like a good idea...

 

[Oneclubinlondon]

Yea I don't think I've even clean shaven, rugged is good..

 

[MissouriBlue]

Oh my goodness.  I am so glad I am not a man!  The other thing that makes me glad I am not a man is shaving - don;t know how you blokes can face doing that to your faces every day!

Same as undertow. It takes at least a week before I really need a shave again. I think I must not be very cool because I prefer to be clean shaven, I just too lazy to make this happen on a more regular occurrence.