Torres - The "Groundhog Day" Thread

[Scott Harris]

Agreed, I wouldn't fancy our chances too much if we ended up against Atletico again.

We could still take them but that game later in the season would be a motherf**ker of a fight.

They are a good side but they are definitely weaker this season and we are definitely stronger. I can't see why any Chelsea fan wouldn't think we would beat them. They only just beat us last year.

 

[robdog]

ok peeps Chelsea Old Boy Craig Burley followed through & got a tattoo of Fernando Torres, because he felt he wouldn't score a goal @ Estadio Bernabéu.

 

[ForeverCarefree]

What they tattoo it with, felt tip pen? 

 

[MANoWAR]

They are a good side but they are definitely weaker this season and we are definitely stronger. I can't see why any Chelsea fan wouldn't think we would beat them. They only just beat us last year.

Nah mate they really aren't weaker. If anything, they've actually improved overall. It'll be tough regardless. 

Really shouldn't underestimate them tbh although I'd prefer them to Bayern/Real. Barca similar. 

 

[robdog]

What they tattoo it with, felt tip pen? 

If you click on the link that I provided, it shows a video of Burley going inside the Tattoo Parlor & getting the job done.

 

[Zola]

I have watched the video and just cant believe it to be true, surely not!

 

[ForeverCarefree]

If you click on the link that I provided, it shows a video of Burley going inside the Tattoo Parlor & getting the job done.

I watched the video, I saw the tattoo artist put the stencil on his arm and then magically he's got a full colour "tattoo". 

I've had tattoos done and the colour is at it's most vibrant straight after you have them done... in the photo you put up and when he rolled his sleeve up in the studio it's really faded. 

Basically I call bullsh*t. 

 

[bluedave]

I want to see needles going into flesh.

Actually no I don't, I couldn't care less what Burley's up to.

 

[enigma]

What they tattoo it with, felt tip pen? 

for his sake, i hope so. 

 

[Adam]

Saw this great pic on BetVictor:-

 

[mad_mac]

Think the Burley thing is fake.  it all came about after someone got the Totti Selfie tattooed onto their leg.  Burley, being a loudmouth, then said "if Torres Scores against Real, I'll get a tattoo of his face on my arm!"

Then Torres scores twice.....but I think it's all fake.

 

[BlueBosnian]

What they tattoo it with, felt tip pen? 

If it is real, I believe he did it this way so it can be easily removed with a laser later. One session instead of ten. 

 

[Kev123]

I watched the video, I saw the tattoo artist put the stencil on his arm and then magically he's got a full colour "tattoo". 

I've had tattoos done and the colour is at it's most vibrant straight after you have them done... in the photo you put up and when he rolled his sleeve up in the studio it's really faded. 

Basically I call bullsh*t. 

Also when you just got tattooed the colors are pretty but the skin is inflamed and swollen. Pretty sure that ain't real

 

[NorthernMonkey]

Also when you just got tattooed the colors are pretty but the skin is inflamed and swollen. Pretty sure that ain't real

Agreed, personally I've never had a tattoo (nearly got CFC in 2005, but club changed the crest), but the ones I've seen "just done" are raised and inflamed

 

[Valerie]

Agreed, personally I've never had a tattoo (nearly got CFC in 2005, but club changed the crest), but the ones I've seen "just done" are raised and inflamed

I remember getting shown a 3-day old tattoo: it was one big scab. Gross.

 

[Liam]

I remember getting shown a 3-day old tattoo: it was one big scab. Gross.

And how was the tattoo?

 

[Valerie]

And how was the tattoo?

Hidden under the scab. It was a unanimous decision of the group not to pursue the matter after the scab dropped off. Presumably.

Ahhh, those were the days...

 

[Ballack & Blu]

Just scored a cracker against Barca, 3 goals now 2 against Real 1 against Barca, loves the cups..took is so well.....

 

[robdog]

Just scored a cracker against Barca, 3 goals now 2 against Real 1 against Barca, loves the cups..took is so well.....

so Torres is only a Cup Tie type of player? That was our problem...We didn't play him enough during Cup ties

 

[Ballack & Blu]

Yep against the big 2 as well.