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Righteo - For those following on the Jackson thread, I have proposed a little side game to bump up @Mod retirement fund/shed end piss up pot. There are now two new avenues of revenue for the forum.
1)
Starting from 28th September - running until the last game of the season - Every time Wacko scores a game changing goal, I will donate £10 to theshedend. This covers EPL games only.
For clarity, 'game changing' means a) an opening goal b) a winning goal c) a goal that moves us to 2 in front (i.e the 2nd goal to take us 2v0 ahead) d) an equaliser e) any goal in a drawn game (not own goals). It does not include 'fluff' goals (i.e goal 5 in a 5v0 win). Exceptions will be made for hatricks (i.e in a 3v0 win, the third goal would not usually count....but in the highly unlikely instance that Wacko scored a hatrick - then I will graciously include it....
2)
The second new revenue stream is from the 'Pro Jackson / NNNJ Traitors' camp . This currently consists of @Simplymo and @Valerie . Anyone else wishing to join this motely crue to split the burden will be welcomed. Just reply to this thread and tag yourself.
Starting from 28th September, running until the last game of the season - Every time the wacko one does something stupid, this camp will donate £1 to the forum.
Something stupid includes (but is not limited to): Misses an easy chance (Open to debate, but with me getting final say on what is easy), gets caughts offside, gets a booking for arguing/dissent/kicking the ball away/unsporting behaviour/stupidity etc), performing under his Xg, arguing with teammates about taking a penalty, has something negative in the press about him - such as begging a tart for titty pics. This is also limited to EPL games only.
We will update after every game..... and keep a running tally. Payable after the last game of the season, or of a time of @Modchoosing.
If wacko scores half of the huge number of chances we create for him - I could be a poor man..... But he won't....because he is rubbish!
KTBFFH
NNNJ xoxo
1)
Starting from 28th September - running until the last game of the season - Every time Wacko scores a game changing goal, I will donate £10 to theshedend. This covers EPL games only.
For clarity, 'game changing' means a) an opening goal b) a winning goal c) a goal that moves us to 2 in front (i.e the 2nd goal to take us 2v0 ahead) d) an equaliser e) any goal in a drawn game (not own goals). It does not include 'fluff' goals (i.e goal 5 in a 5v0 win). Exceptions will be made for hatricks (i.e in a 3v0 win, the third goal would not usually count....but in the highly unlikely instance that Wacko scored a hatrick - then I will graciously include it....
2)
The second new revenue stream is from the 'Pro Jackson / NNNJ Traitors' camp . This currently consists of @Simplymo and @Valerie . Anyone else wishing to join this motely crue to split the burden will be welcomed. Just reply to this thread and tag yourself.
Starting from 28th September, running until the last game of the season - Every time the wacko one does something stupid, this camp will donate £1 to the forum.
Something stupid includes (but is not limited to): Misses an easy chance (Open to debate, but with me getting final say on what is easy), gets caughts offside, gets a booking for arguing/dissent/kicking the ball away/unsporting behaviour/stupidity etc), performing under his Xg, arguing with teammates about taking a penalty, has something negative in the press about him - such as begging a tart for titty pics. This is also limited to EPL games only.
We will update after every game..... and keep a running tally. Payable after the last game of the season, or of a time of @Modchoosing.
If wacko scores half of the huge number of chances we create for him - I could be a poor man..... But he won't....because he is rubbish!
KTBFFH
NNNJ xoxo
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