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Running Tally - The Wacko Jacko Shed End fund....

Valerie said:
Perhaps someone is willing to share the financial burden @nonotnowjim has shouldered?
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nonotnowjim said:
ahh - I originally said £5, but then others objected, and so I said £10. It's all for a good cause, so not a major issue. I dont expect he will score any more goals this season, as he is rubbish...but lets see. To be fair, I would normally be happy to pay £10 for a chelsea goal - so not terrible value. And it keeps @Modretirement fund topped up.
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Maybe you hit the £ sign instead of the CDN$ sign....that would be my excuse it would be half the price...I normally donate now and then so if you want me to chip in somehow let me know .....a chip in..something Jackson would likely miss 😂

He will continue to score goals no doubt, especially if he plays every game....still if he scores one goal in each of the 50% of the games left that's only another £100..

 
Copy paste from the previous game against everton. Remained at his anonymous worst today, doing nothing much during the game, under performing his xG and making it seem like we are a player down. What a loser this bloke is.




New Running Tally (following Fulham  game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £15

Note: a lowly £1 added to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG.  Which seems like a let off given his all around terrible display - for yet another game. 



 
An amateur performance when he came on early in the second half. Anonymous again, sole shot off target,  under performing his xG again. Maresca needs to stop this silly experiment- what was Einsteins definition of madness??? STOP PLAYING THIS DONKEY!





New Running Tally (following Ipswich game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £16

Note: £1 added to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG.  











 
I genuinely cannot understand why Maresca keeps selecting this fraud. He cost us today with a sh*t show of a performance, missing chance after chance and contributing nothing positive to the team.  At one point someone was applauding him on the match thread for managing to control the ball and hold it up!!!! A sorry state of affairs. 
 





New Running Tally (following Palace game)


Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £18

Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG and a string of big misses (not even hitting the target!) that cost us the game.





 
nonotnowjim said:
I genuinely cannot understand why Maresca keeps selecting this fraud. He cost us today with a sh*t show of a performance, missing chance after chance and contributing nothing positive to the team.  At one point someone was applauding him on the match thread for managing to control the ball and hold it up!!!! A sorry state of affairs. 
 





New Running Tally (following Palace game)


Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £18

Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG and a string of big misses (not even hitting the target!) that cost us the game.
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@Simplymo, you're getting a paper round, right? I'm too old and delicate.

 
I am getting bored of typing this week in week out. Does anyone know how to set up a short code/keyboard combo - so that I can just type "sh*t" and it comes out with a whole pre-drafted template? This would make my Nico bashing life so much easier. 

The game against Bournemouth had all the classic 'Wacko the c**ty donkey fraud' (tm) highlights for us to enjoy....

- smashing one into row Z from 3 yrds out? Check!

- Missing a sitter of a header because he is too timid to put his head on it properly? Check!

- Missing the target from 4 yrds with the gk stranded on the floor? Check!

- Under performing his Xg? Check.!

No doubt the fanboys will be heralding another top performance - due to the one time he managed to run with the ball without tripping himself up - but my goodness this is scraping the bottom of the barrel. He is an awful player.  

New Running Tally (following Bournemouth game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £20

Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for (i) underperforming his xG and (once again) a string of big misses (not even hitting the target!) that cost us the game.
 
Nothing for the opener? Bias aside, it was a quite brilliant piece of play. 

 
PloKoon13 said:
Nothing for the opener? Bias aside, it was a quite brilliant piece of play. 
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Nope. Goals only for me. 

Misses, underperforming xg and stupid offsides/yellows for the optimists (albeit at only £1 per instance, as opposed to my £10 per goal....)

 
nonotnowjim said:
Nope. Goals only for me. 

Misses, underperforming xg and stupid offsides/yellows for the optimists (albeit at only £1 per instance, as opposed to my £10 per goal....)
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The "failure fee" is lopsided, I will be okay with it if you adjust yours to £1. Adjusting mine and @Simplymo's to £10 might get a less enthousiastic response 😝

 
Valerie said:
The "failure fee" is lopsided, I will be okay with it if you adjust yours to £1. Adjusting mine and @Simplymo's to £10 might get a less enthousiastic response 😝
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nah - £10 is fine. Don't expect he will score anymore goals this season.... so no drama!

 
Big chances missed ✅

Multiple offsides✅

Underperformed xG ✅

Another goalless game ✅

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New Running Tally (following Wolves  game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £22

Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for (i) underperforming his xG and (once again), multiple (4) offsides (one of which cost us ), and another big miss.
 
It brings me no pleasure to type this yet again.

Big chances missed ✅

Underperformed xG ✅

Another goalless game ✅

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New Running Tally (following Man city game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £24

Note: £2 to Camp ' You Never Know', for (i) underperforming his xG and (once again), and a huge miss at 1v0 when he missed an opportunity to shoot at an open goal (or very close to one)
 
Well given Jason cundy should be getting pelters after doing his usual stick to City in the week, he is one for this thread.

HHHAAAAAASSSSSS anyone seen Nicolas Jackson? HHHHAAAAAAASSSSS anyone seen Nico score a goal? Look like scoring? Be threatening? Tear himself away from only fans? NNNJ look like dusting off his wallet?

@Valerieand @Simplymo, Nico is going to make your bank balances take on HELL OF A BEATING!

 
Jacko gets another assist to today as he creates the first and if Fernandez could sort out his shooting he may have got two assists.

 
strider6004 said:
Jacko gets another assist to today as he creates the first and if Fernandez could sort out his shooting he may have got two assists.
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Yes - he is an amazing player. One of the best assists I have ever seen - such a technical and difficult 3 yrd sideways pass he made. Such wonderful "creation".  He made that all himself out of thin air. 

I am so happy our striker passes the ball when he was through on goal 1 on 1.

Such bo**ocks.....  he created f**k all. 

He passes when he should shoot (for the goal.

He shoots the hen he should pass (just before being hooked - he should have played in madueke)

He delays and messes up when he should leather the ball first time (when he chose not to shoot at an open goal)

 
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