What's new

Running Tally - The Wacko Jacko Shed End fund....

nonotnowjim said:
Yes - he is an amazing player. One of the best assists I have ever seen - such a technical and difficult 3 yrd sideways pass he made. Such wonderful "creation".  He made that all himself out of thin air. 

I am so happy our striker passes the ball when he was through on goal 1 on 1.
Click to expand...
If only Palmer could assist that well or shoot when 1v1 on goal because he can’t tap the ball gently sideways 3 yards in front of the player he’s passing to…

 
Didn't watch the game (damn 1am matches), and only seen the short highlights - so please do feel free to give me a nudge if there are any other 'contributions' to chalk up....

As expected - another goalless game, and another game of underperforming his xG.

Drop the 💩🫏

New Running Tally (following Wet Spam game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £25

Note: £1 to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG. 
 
@nonotnowjim

200.gif


 
  • Another goalless game
  • Another game of underperforming his xG.
  • Another big chance missed
  • 3 dribbles attempted, none completed
  • 100% of his shots off target.
Drop the 💩🫏

New Running Tally (following Spuds game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £26

Note: £1 to Camp ' You Never Know', for underperforming his xG. 

 
Ctrl-V from earlier posts.

It is now 9 or 10 games since he scored - I forget exactly, but thee has been no goals in 2025, with the Donkey last scoring a fortuitous goal in December.

Drop the 💩🫏

New Running Tally (following Brentford game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £27

Note: It should have been £2 added to the Camp ' You Never Know' tally, for both missing a big chance (air shot from 2 yrds out) and underperforming his xG. But given we were spared the donkey starting, and given he only played 45 mins, I think only fair to keep this to £1. Generous is my middle name!

 
Ctrl-V from earlier posts.

It is now 9 or 10 games since he scored - I forget exactly, but thee has been no goals in 2025, with the Donkey last scoring a fortuitous goal in December.

Drop the 💩🫏

New Running Tally (following Brentford game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £27

Note: It should have been £2 added to the Camp ' You Never Know' tally, for both missing a big chance (air shot from 2 yrds out) and underperforming his xG. But given we were spared the donkey starting, and given he only played 45 mins, I think only fair to keep this to £1. Generous is my middle name!
Click to expand...
One man's generosity is another man's loss. 2 quid out of @Mod coffers...

200.gif


 
This loser is an absolute disaster. It is now 10 or 11 games since he scored. Still no goals in 2025. Another game underperforming xg. Another game of sh*t. Marescas dream striker delivers again!!!

New Running Tally (following Ipswich game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £28

Note: £1 added to the Camp ' You Never Know' tally, for Jackson still being sh*t....

 
If you make a montage of his movement in the box it may actually be on par with the LSD experiments they did in the 50’s.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
I'm not angry... just disappointed. In Simplymo anyway...

Furious with you of course for not backing me blindly 🫣😉
Click to expand...
But but...

sad.gif

 
Last edited by a moderator:
The sh*t donkey continues to be an absolute disaster. It is now 12 or 13 games since he scored. Still no goals in 2025. Another game underperforming xg. Another game of sh*t. Marescas dream striker delivers again!!!

New Running Tally (following fulham game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £50

Camp 'You Never Know': £30

Note: £2 added to the Camp ' You Never Know' tally, for Jackson still being sh*t.... underperforming xg and being a liability.

To be honest - £2 for this horror show is generous, it should be more.... how can people still defend him?

 
Updated following my sillyness on the Main Wacko thread.

New Running Tally (following fulham game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £53

Camp 'You Never Know': £30

Note: £3 added to my total, for the users who admitted that Ukraine Bolt is always wrong (and the Donkey is rubbish)

 
About bloody time!

Superstar performance today. 89 mins played, and he had a shot! A single shot...Amazing. Shame about the rest of the performance I guess...

...still, a winning goal is well worth £10

New Running Tally (following Everton game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £63

Camp 'You Never Know': £31

Note: £10 added to my total for his first goal in 2025. £1 to team "you never know" for the useless performance and stupid offside that cost us a second goal.

 
Well - from the high of a winning goal against Everton, back to the lowest of the lows today against the dippers.

The match thread, and the diversity of those commenting on how bad he was, tell a story - and although the cartel might argue it, their boy was absolute trash!

My offer to double the usual £10 went to waste. Shame on you Wacko.

New Running Tally (following Dippers game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £63

Camp 'You Never Know': £33

Note: £2 added to team "you never know" for the stupid offside that cost us a goal, for underperforming his XG, and generally being useless. Almost into triple figures for the season...

 
Another perfect display of why he shouldn’t be leading our line if we want to be serious.

 
Well - the warning signs have been there, and despite the repeated warnings, he has now really cost us.

It is the season-defining run-in, and he gets a red card against our top 5 rivals, with over an hour left to play. Mind-numbingly stupid.

I don't know for sure - but does this mean his season is now over? Perhaps the silver lining we all need to take solace in.

New Running Tally (following Newcastle game)

Camp NoNotNowJim :  £63

Camp 'You Never Know': £35

Note: £2 added to team "you never know" for the stupid red card, and for underperforming his XG.

 
With 'Wacko the Donkey Fraud' (a name I have trademarked - so please use sparingly) now suspended for the rest of the season - I have taken the opportunity to settle my debt to the forum. £63 has been paid into the shed end running costs - to get Mods retirement pot going for the season. @axman2526 will be gutted it wasnt more.... :)

@Valerie @Simplymo - Thanks both for being good sports and running partners. I am of course disgusted that I had to pay more than you, but will sleep soundly with the moral victory, knowing that he only scored 6 goals across the 8 months this ran. Proving that he is indeed - absolutely rubbish!

@Mod Thanks for putting up with me... Sorry you had to tell me off a few times.

KTBFFH

NNNJ xoxo

Screenshot 2025-05-13 at 18.41.02.png

 
Cheers Jim, confirmed in the kitty which helps as there is a $200 payment due in October, so that's going straight in for that fund!

I don't recall seeing Mo around for a while now, so not sure he'll get your memo!

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top